Hi, this is TheCandidConservative with today’s minute on the real mission of Democrats…

Our current Congress has the lowest approval rating in history.  Lower, in fact, than telemarketers.  Get that low and you’re keeping company with pimps, drug dealers, and child abusers.  What makes that low rating really interesting is the people earning it are trying hard to sell the idea we need more of them, not less.  That’s sort of like a restaurant that gives you food poisoning offering to send over dinner.  Objectively, Republicans are as bad at growing government as Democrats.  But they at least understand the concept of small government.  Democrats don’t.  They’re dedicated to making as many Americans as possible dependent on the least dependable thing in the universe – politicians.  We should be laughing them out of town, but instead, about half of America regularly joins this circus parade.  The Donkey sells dependency on politicians for his benefit, not ours.

I’m Dr. Carl Mumpower and you just spent a minute with a candid conservative…