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Nestled in the mountains of NC is a bastion of liberalism called Asheville. For a conservative, it’s what’s known as a target rich environment. We’ve got it all – dominant liberal media, a Chamber of Commerce pushing the motto “Anyway You Like It”, an ultra-liberal city council, a politically paralyzed police force, a passive faith-based community, and a city full of left-minded souls indifferent to reality. Case in point, a planned repeat of last year’s sexual performance street party billed as a topless protest. We had women doing stripteases on the city fountain in view of the police department and children. Social services, city and police administrators, and the media ignored the law and more. Gotopless.org, a group ironically formed by a man, is coming back. If you’re a potential visitor with a family, values, or a conscience, you might want to reconsider.  If you’re looking to further downgrade our culture come on – you’ll feel right at home in Asheville.

I’m Dr. Carl Mumpower and you just spent a minute with a candid conservative…