Hi, this is TheCandidConservative with today’s minute…

For a glimpse into the sophisticated workings of the Federal government, look a little deeper into the Bureau of Labor Statistics.  Ever wondered how their unemployment stat is created?  You know – the one that suddenly dropped to 7.8%.  For a moment forget that our economy would have to be on steroids to drop that far in one month.  More realistically our economy is on life-support – trillions of green newly minted dollar forms of life support.  The real eye opener is that our unemployment number comes not out of sophisticated formulas and data banks – it comes from a survey by census workers, most of whom ask their questions over the phone.  Almost all of this fantastic improvement Obama would like us to believe reflects teen jobs, part-time jobs, pretend jobs, and people giving up on jobs.  The most recent manipulated unemployment number should be used for only one purpose – making sure on election day, Obama loses his job too.

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